talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
they also risk falling through the gaps in the vast network of bones which comprises the solar surface
As a scientist I can confirm.